Funny Would You Rather Questions

Gloriously silly, slightly gross, and impossible to answer with a straight face. These funny would you rather questions are made for parties, road trips, and awkward silences.

79 questions · ranked by how the crowd voted

1. Have fingers as long as your legsorHave legs as long as your fingers

   28% pick the first · 72% pick the second

2. Sweat maple syruporSneeze glitter

   55% pick the first · 45% pick the second

3. Always have a song stuck in your headorAlways feel like you forgot something

   67% pick the first · 33% pick the second

4. Talk like a pirate foreverorSing everything you say

   62% pick the first · 38% pick the second

5. Wear wet socks foreverorHave permanently sticky hands

   46% pick the first · 54% pick the second

6. Only be able to whisperorOnly be able to shout

   71% pick the first · 29% pick the second

7. Have a tailorHave antlers

   78% pick the first · 22% pick the second

8. All your food is slightly coldorAll your drinks are slightly warm

   42% pick the first · 58% pick the second

9. Hiccup during every laughorClap after every sentence you say

   58% pick the first · 42% pick the second

10. Ride a giraffe to workorRide an ostrich to work

    65% pick the first · 35% pick the second

11. Have an ear for a mouthorHave mouths for ears

    47% pick the first · 53% pick the second

12. Be as tall as you are wideorBe as wide as you are tall

    49% pick the first · 51% pick the second

13. Swim everywhere you goorBear-crawl everywhere you go

    56% pick the first · 44% pick the second

14. Shake hands with yourself when meeting peopleorGreet everyone with your foot

    42% pick the first · 58% pick the second

15. Steam like a kettle when angryorBark like a dog when excited

    46% pick the first · 54% pick the second

16. Wear three hats at all timesorNever wear socks again

    38% pick the first · 62% pick the second

17. Wrangle a four-legged octopusorWrangle an eight-legged poodle

    44% pick the first · 56% pick the second

18. Always have an eyelash in your eyeorAlways have a tiny pebble in your shoe

    41% pick the first · 59% pick the second

19. Never control your laughterorNever control your tears

    58% pick the first · 42% pick the second

20. Speak only in riddlesorSpeak only in rhymes

    46% pick the first · 54% pick the second

21. Communicate only in emojisorSpeak only in movie quotes

    39% pick the first · 61% pick the second

22. Have oven mitts for handsorHave cucumbers for legs

    57% pick the first · 43% pick the second

23. Have an extra armorHave an extra leg

    76% pick the first · 24% pick the second

24. Live without elbowsorLive without knees

    48% pick the first · 52% pick the second

25. Have hiccups every dayorAlways feel a sneeze that never comes

    57% pick the first · 43% pick the second

26. Be covered in scalesorBe covered in fur

    41% pick the first · 59% pick the second

27. Hop everywhereorSkip everywhere

    38% pick the first · 62% pick the second

28. Fight 500 ostrichesorFight one T-rex

    47% pick the first · 53% pick the second

29. Have a tap-dancing pet penguinorHave an opera-singing pet parrot

    63% pick the first · 37% pick the second

30. Have a pet dragon the size of a catorHave a pet cat the size of a dragon

    58% pick the first · 42% pick the second

31. Be a human-sized hamsterorBe a hamster-sized human

    44% pick the first · 56% pick the second

32. Enter every room backwardsorSomersault out of every room

    52% pick the first · 48% pick the second

33. Eat a tube of lip balmorEat every bug you see

    63% pick the first · 37% pick the second

34. Have spaghetti for hairorSweat melted cheese

    66% pick the first · 34% pick the second

35. Have a nose that lights up when you lieorHave ears that wiggle when you're nervous

    38% pick the first · 62% pick the second

36. Grow a full mustache overnight, every nightorGrow a unibrow that reconnects instantly

    47% pick the first · 53% pick the second

37. Have popcorn constantly popping in your pocketsorHave lemonade slowly dripping from one sleeve

    55% pick the first · 45% pick the second

38. Leave tiny jam footprints wherever you walkorPuff out flour with every single step

    44% pick the first · 56% pick the second

39. Speak in a robot voice foreverorLaugh like a cartoon villain forever

    41% pick the first · 59% pick the second

40. Have knees that squeak like rubber ducksorHave elbows that honk when you bend them

    52% pick the first · 48% pick the second

41. Turn invisible only when nobody's lookingorFloat six inches up whenever you sleep

    35% pick the first · 65% pick the second

42. Have a thumb that doubles as a USB driveorHave a pinky that works as a flashlight

    58% pick the first · 42% pick the second

43. Grow an inch taller every time you sneezeorShrink an inch every time you yawn

    49% pick the first · 51% pick the second

44. Have hair that changes color with your moodorHave skin that turns plaid when embarrassed

    63% pick the first · 37% pick the second

45. Always smell faintly of buttered toastorAlways smell faintly of a campfire

    46% pick the first · 54% pick the second

46. Sprout a daisy from your head each springorGrow tiny mushrooms between your toes

    66% pick the first · 34% pick the second

47. Only be able to move in slow motionorOnly be able to sprint everywhere at top speed

    33% pick the first · 67% pick the second

48. Have a belly button that plays kazoo musicorHave knuckles that crack out a drumroll

    43% pick the first · 57% pick the second

49. Cry tiny ice cubesorBlush in glowing neon pink

    48% pick the first · 52% pick the second

50. Have a voice that echoes in every roomorHave footsteps that boom like thunder

    40% pick the first · 60% pick the second

51. Get around only by rolling office chairorGet around only by pogo stick

    57% pick the first · 43% pick the second

52. Have a beard made entirely of mossorHave fingernails made of candy corn

    39% pick the first · 61% pick the second

53. Puff up like a beach ball when you triporBoing like a spring whenever you sit

    45% pick the first · 55% pick the second

54. Have a tiny cloud that rains on you when sadorHave a spotlight that follows you everywhere

    36% pick the first · 64% pick the second

55. Only eat food that is bright purpleorOnly drink beverages that are neon green

    42% pick the first · 58% pick the second

56. Have feet that quack with every steporHave hands that meow when you clap

    53% pick the first · 47% pick the second

57. Sleep hanging upside down like a batorSleep standing up like a horse

    34% pick the first · 66% pick the second

58. Have a tongue three feet longorHave eyelashes long enough to braid

    31% pick the first · 69% pick the second

59. Have a laugh like a dial-up modemorHave a sneeze like a blaring car alarm

    44% pick the first · 56% pick the second

60. Do permanent jazz hands foreverorTake a tiny bow after every meal

    56% pick the first · 44% pick the second

61. Have a shadow that dances on its ownorHave a reflection that's always waving

    47% pick the first · 53% pick the second

62. Communicate only by interpretive danceorCommunicate only by charades

    40% pick the first · 60% pick the second

63. Sprout wings far too small to flyorHave a horn that only honks bike sounds

    38% pick the first · 62% pick the second

64. Have a stomach that growls full sentencesorHave a heart that beats out drum solos

    52% pick the first · 48% pick the second

65. Ride to work in a giant hamster ballorCommute by getting launched from a catapult

    60% pick the first · 40% pick the second

66. Have a nose that whistles when you breatheorHave knees that jingle like bells as you walk

    43% pick the first · 57% pick the second

67. Have a pet rock that loyally follows youorHave a houseplant that gives backhanded compliments

    54% pick the first · 46% pick the second

68. Blink one eye at a time like a lizardorChew side to side like a cow forever

    41% pick the first · 59% pick the second

69. Turn to jelly whenever you get nervousorFreeze like a statue when someone yells surprise

    37% pick the first · 63% pick the second

70. Have thumbs that taste whatever you touchorHave a tongue that changes color with flavors

    35% pick the first · 65% pick the second

71. Sneeze so hard you spin in a full circleorYawn wide enough for a bird to nest inside

    46% pick the first · 54% pick the second

72. Have a mustache that curls when you're happyorHave eyebrows that leap up when you lie

    49% pick the first · 51% pick the second

73. Wear a cape you can never take offorWear one enormous clown shoe forever

    58% pick the first · 42% pick the second

74. Have magnetic hands that attract spoonsorHave sticky feet that cling to ceilings

    44% pick the first · 56% pick the second

75. Turn your hiccups into little puffs of smokeorTurn your yawns into tiny rainbows

    51% pick the first · 49% pick the second

76. Have a snack that regrows but tastes like cardboardorHave endless water that's always slightly fizzy

    47% pick the first · 53% pick the second

77. Have freckles that spell out your nameorHave a permanent tan line shaped like sunglasses

    39% pick the first · 61% pick the second

78. Grow taller each morning and shorter by nightorWeigh nothing at all on Tuesdays only

    32% pick the first · 68% pick the second

79. Toot a trumpet fanfare each time you sit downorGurgle show tunes whenever you're hungry

    59% pick the first · 41% pick the second

Explore more would you rather questions